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Post by jumbofish on Thu May 03, 2012 6:13 pm

Well we got a book of learning for meller and NWO so I think its ANTZ's turn to shine! He has his own share of odd beliefs about the world and it would be a shame to let them be forgotten. So for the lulz I present to you the Antzcyclopedia:

Anthony Zarat (the man himself)
-Antz is biophysicist who designs drugs for a living. He also does men's rights activism and promotes (not makes) the programming of virtual girlfriends on the side. Currently, he lives with his two sons and his FOREIGN WIFE of ambiguous orgin. He is fully excited for the future which will most certainly have virtual reality which will allow him to replace his FOREIGN WIFE with an even more idealistically unrealistic woman.
-Once he took a 17 year old girl who was kicked out of her home (out of the goodness of his heart) only then to seduce an older woman to stay with him to rid his sensible paranoia that that 17 year old girl would accuse him of rape (she didn't).
-He is a semi-frequent commentor on our lovely manboobz site and the subject of this encyclopedia. [Note: In the case that you don't believe a word he says (rightfully so) disregard all that you read above.]

Biology
Men and women are entirely different species which cannot coexist. Men and women go through cycles of oppressing each other and current men are the ones being oppressed. The only way to solve this is by separating the men and women. [see Gender Equality]

Citations
All research feminist use are false because they mass produce fake stats. MRA use "facts" which means they are right because they say so. Using citations means you can't think for yourself.

Feminism
-If men don't fight feminism men will be forced to be indentured servitude, sent off to concentration camps, and euthanized.
-Feminist are everywhere and have infiltrated almost everything including the government and school system. [see School also Politics and Government]

Gender Equality
-Men and women should be placed on opposite sides of the Mississippi river in order to get rid of any gender inequality. This idea is too radical for fellow mras to accept.
-Men and Women in the future will have virtual relationships which will somehow also help with gender equality because men will be free from collective (feminist) violence and women will be free from individual (random) violence.

History
Historically women were oppressed but it was mostly women who oppressed other women (and it was only in the 1800's).

Justin Bieber
He was actually raped by a lady who later claimed he fathered her kids contrary to common belief. He is the actual father but just could not talk about it or take this to court because he will be forced to be an indentured servant for 26 years (child support). Feminist double standards made this sad case occur.

Medicine and Health
-Male birth control pills have been sharply opposed by feminists. Anthony knows it has been kept off the market for this reason alone because the creator of the male birth control said so. It has nothing to do with the fact that it causes a 10% of infertility in its users.
-ADHD is a feminist conspiracy meant to restrict natural male learning. [see School]
-Ritalin is equivalent to cocaine.
-Feminists wrote the Affordable Care Act. The MRA's are the reason parts of it are being challenged in Supreme Court. The Affordable Care Act will not have insurance companies provide cis men with pap smears or prenatal care, and this is the fault of cruel feminist bigots. It makes it also illegal for insurance companies to pay for men's health care, because all healthcare money has to be spent on prenatal care and breast cancer.

Men's Rights
-Men have ZERO reproductive rights in the US, or anywhere else.
-MRAs are often silenced and oppressed by the government so many have to keep their identities a secret. Hence his war name "Anthony Zarat."
-The Men's Rights Movement is the most impactful civil rights movement of the third millenium, which is why the feminist grinch-army of snivelling curs and gutless jellyfish fight it with craven slander.
- Unlike feminists, the men's rights movement fully supports and accepts the LGBT...well, besides trans people.

Politics and Government
Obamacare has 134 instances of anti male discrimination and introduced "feminist man-hate" into institutions. It also gives all women entirely free healthcare while men are entirely excluded. Also every health related bureaucracy is infiltrated by feminist man-hating over-lords under Obamacare. Nobody realized the feminist infiltration thus Obamacare was passed. Due MRA efforts Obamacare is being questioned.

r/beatingwomen
This subreddit is actually a feminist conspiracy which was formed by no other than our dark lord David in order to make the mrm look bad.

School
-Boys are often diagnosed with adhd for feminist teachers for drawing pictures of tanks. All teachers are feminist women and are all in on a conspiracy to teach kids in a "female learning" style in order to keep men down.
-Teachers can also forced parents to make their kids to take drugs.
-Evil feminist teachers purposely arranged desks so boys have a harder time learning.

Sweden
-Sweden is the hotspot for misandry

Technology
In the future there will be no real relationships, people will have perfect virtual girlfriends or boyfriends. Feminists fear this because this means they will lose their power over men but it will be good for everyone. Antz is supports developing a software to create a virtual girlfriend so one day he may replace his FOREIGN BRIDE. Antz also support legalizing virtual relationships which all feminists oppose.


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Re: Antzcyclopedia

Post by cloudiah on Thu May 03, 2012 7:20 pm

Jumbofish, you're my hero.

Can I propose an addition to the Men's Rights section?

The Men's Rights Movement is the most impactful civil rights movement of the third millenium, which is why the feminist grinch-army of snivelling curs and gutless jellyfish fight it with craven slander.

Mostly a direct quote from one of his posts, slightly rearranged.

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Re: Antzcyclopedia

Post by shaenon on Thu May 03, 2012 7:43 pm


The Education section must mention how the desks in classrooms are specially arranged to make it harder for boys to learn.

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Re: Antzcyclopedia

Post by jumbofish on Thu May 03, 2012 7:49 pm

I added 'em

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Post by Snowy on Thu May 03, 2012 8:31 pm

An awesome story from Antz, not really sure where it would fit though. Maybe under Anthony Zarat?

True story – I was driving back to grad school after my 10 year HS reunion. I stopped at a “Scotty’s” hardware store to buy fluorescent light bulbs. I asked a crying employee what was the problem, and she told me her father had kicked her out of her home because she drank too much alcohool (her mother was in another relationship and could not receive her).

I offered to let her stay in my spare bedroom for the summer and to help her prepare for the GED (I used to teach for Kaplan, to make ends meet). On the drive home, I realized the danger of my situation.

So, I phoned a grad school buddy that had a sexual interest in me. I started a physical relationship with my grad school buddy just so she would move in with me and protect me from a potential false accusation by the 17 year old homeless girl that I was trying to help.

No false accusation materialized. However, if the 17 year old had accused me of rape, there is not one living person in the United States that would have believed me. NOT EVEN MRA’S Very Happy

By the way, her mother agreed to the plan, and called CPS. They inspected my apartment for adequate space and food resources (strange, but true).
http://manboobz.com/2012/05/03/elam-take-my-male-privilege-please/comment-page-3/#comment-150941

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Re: Antzcyclopedia

Post by David Futrelle on Thu May 03, 2012 8:36 pm

If you marry a woman from a country other than the United States, she shall be forever known as your FOREIGN BRIDE (in all caps). Until she's replaced by a robot.

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Re: Antzcyclopedia

Post by katz on Thu May 03, 2012 11:28 pm

I thought AntZ was working on artificial wombs. He's expecting someone else to do the VR for him.

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Re: Antzcyclopedia

Post by LBT on Fri May 04, 2012 11:02 am

Ooh, ooh, don't forget his statements that MRAs are all about LGBT equality... as long as it's not about LBTs folks.

Also, katz, I'm so sorry I haven't caught up with your awesome reviews and e-mails! There was Serious Shit that went down, and I kinda fell off the face of the digital earth for a week or two. I wanted to let you know that I totally do appreciate it and WILL catch up, just... there were things. And stuff. That happened. Yeah.

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Re: Antzcyclopedia

Post by katz on Fri May 04, 2012 2:25 pm

No worries, LBT! I was concerned I might have been too harsh. The point is to be helpful, not burdensome, so I will just keep sending it along and you can look at that stuff whenever you feel like it.

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Re: Antzcyclopedia

Post by jumbofish on Fri May 04, 2012 3:50 pm

@katz
Ah okay thanks I'll fix it in a sec! I wasn't sure if he said he was supposedly making that technology or not. I listed stuff and tried to fact check most of them before I posted this but I didn't find all of them (including that one point). Just a reminder to you all, if I don't recall something correctly just tell me and I will fix it. The funniest part of book of learnings(tm) is that the trolls actually believe what is listed. :p

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lol how could I forget.


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Re: Antzcyclopedia

Post by thebionicmommy on Fri May 04, 2012 5:34 pm

I think the section on Health and Medicine could use some of his views on the Affordable Care Act

--Feminists wrote the Affordable Care Act. The MRA's are the reason parts of it are being challenged in Supreme Court.

--The Affordable Care Act will not have insurance companies provide cis men with pap smears or prenatal care, and this is the fault of cruel feminist bigots.

--The Affordable Care Act makes it illegal for insurance companies to pay for men's health care, because all healthcare money has to be spent on prenatal care and breast cancer.


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Re: Antzcyclopedia

Post by Sharculese on Wed May 09, 2012 1:10 am

nice

even though he seems to have dropped it from his act, i feel like his initial story about being a feminist until he saw an anti-dv poster with a picture of a boy on it needs a mention, just as a mark of how far his ridiculous story has come

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Re: Antzcyclopedia

Post by jumbofish on Fri May 11, 2012 5:07 pm

I added his new weird things about Justin Bieber.

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Post by Snowy on Fri May 11, 2012 5:11 pm

I love how he seems to think you have to pay child support until your child is 26. So random! Why not 24, or 32?

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Post by cloudiah on Fri May 11, 2012 7:47 pm

Yeah, that 26 years thing was weird. I know that in CA, you can be on the hook until the child emancipates @ 18 years old. That is routinely extended to 19 years if the child is unmarried and attending high school full time. In exceptional cases, the court may order support to continue after the child emancipates because of special circumstances. It's probably similar in other states.
Perhaps Antz thinks that "special circumstances" always occur, and always end when the "child" turns 26?

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Post by Hershele Ostropoler on Fri May 11, 2012 7:55 pm

The Affordable Care Act requires insurers to include policyholders' kids until they're 26, so maybe he concluded from this that the government now considers childhood to last until 26?

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Post by Sharculese on Fri May 11, 2012 10:32 pm

Hershele Ostropoler wrote:The Affordable Care Act requires insurers to include policyholders' kids until they're 26, so maybe he concluded from this that the government now considers childhood to last until 26?

that would be in line with antz's previous aca 'analysis'

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Post by Amphitrite on Wed May 23, 2012 6:25 pm

Depending on the situation, someone can be responsible to "support" a person that long. If the parent was in arrears and still hadn't paid, that debt would be valid. If there was an agreement to cover schooling, ditto.

Weird, that kids don't pop into alternate realities the moment they hit 18, yeah?

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