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Post by Pervocracy on Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:44 pm

[This is Shaenon's amazing work, not mine. I thought it deserved a thread so that it doesn't get lost in the shuffle of blog comments, and so that it can be revised and expanded as new... information... becomes available.]

The Book of Learnin
Indispensable Facts About the Universe from NWO
(Revised and Expanded)


Science
Evolution is impossible, because otherwise we’d be able to watch dogs evolve into super-dogs. Unless anyone can produce evidence of dogs with super-powers, evolution is a myth.

The theory of evolution claims that life came from rocks. It also states that evolution doesn’t occur anymore because rocks are no longer in make-life mode.

The theory of evolution is the same as the Big Bang theory, which is also impossible.

Female animals cannot feed themselves and rely on males to support them. Even in cases where this seems untrue, the males are still tougher. For example, female lions do all the hunting in the pride, but if they come across a really tough enemy, like a hyena, they run and get the male lion to fight for them.

Mathematics
Feminists claim that one in four women is raped in college. But since college lasts for four years, you have to multiply that by four. Therefore, feminists are really saying that 100% of women are raped in college, which is obviously untrue, not to mention proof that women are bad at math.

There are only three percentages in statistics: 0%, 99%, and 100%. In statistical analysis, all numbers should be rounded to one of these three. COROLLARY: If people notice this and start suggesting that you’re just making your statistics up, it is mathematically acceptable to change some of the numbers to 97%.

Medicine
Children are lined up and injected with a dangerous chemical called flouride to make them stupid.

Mammmograms cause breast cancer. Doctors advise women to get mammograms at least once a week until they develop cancer from it.

Many hospitals are open only to women and children. They’re not maternity/pediatric hospitals, just regular hospitals run by people who refuse to treat men for no reason.

1.5 million abortions a year are thrown into rivers and oceans. Eat a fish, eat a fetus.

Education
Reading is not taught in American public schools.

Public schools offer two kinds of math: traditional arithmetic and New Math. Children are allowed to choose which one to learn.

Before feminism, children were not required to do homework or pay attention in class.

How-to courses on homosexuality are taught in public schools. This is the only way people become gay.

Men are legally barred from working as teachers in the U.S.

University of California schools have gotten rid of all their engineering and computer science departments and replaced them with women’s studies and gender studies. The University of Cincinnati has cut its computer science department for the same reason.

Thanks to the all-pervasive power of Title IX (see Law), all but two colleges in the U.S. are assembling Sex Police Forces made up of female students and faculty, dedicated solely to falsely accusing male students of rape and throwing them in prison. There are plans to extend this program to grade schools.

Schroedinger's Rapist is taught in schools.

History
Ancient Greece, Rome, Persia, and China under the Ming Dynasty were extremely progressive, feminist societies. That’s why they fell.

The term “rule of thumb” comes from wife-beating laws created by the mythological Roman founders Romulus and Remus. Because Romulus and Remus are mythological, wife-beating was never legal in real life.

Before modern feminism, rape was a rare occurrence and almost unheard-of.

Lynchings in the American South consisted of women accusing men of rape because they were man-hating feminists. Race had nothing to do with it; it was easy for a black woman to get a white man lynched. In cases where the man was lynched on an accusation from another man, the lynchings were justified.

The Russian Communists massacred Christians for their religion and invented feminism.

In 1919, women took control of all levels of government and law enforcement. Since then, every law in the U.S. has been written and enacted by women. There have been no male politicians, judges, or police officers for over 90 years.

The CIA imported feminism from the Soviet Union by publishing Ms. magazine (and another publication called Miss Mag) and channeling funds to a woman named Gloria Steinen.

The first war in history was the U.S. invasion of Libya, spearheaded by Hillary Clinton as a plot to kill men.

Helen of Troy was a real person who demanded men fight the Trojan War for her.

Ancient Rome went to war because their women demanded "silk and perfume and luxury goods to satiate their every whim." Women's demands for luxury goods have caused many wars.

Older history books are more accurate, because they're actually from history. Pre-1900 encyclopedias are far more accurate than our modern ones.

Linguistics
The word “suffrage” is derived from the verb “to suffer,” because voting is hard.

Spanish and Russian use the same alphabet. The Russians just have a funny kind of handwriting called cryillic script.

Literature
The classical Greek play The Bacchae is a celebration of the roving lesbian gang that murdered the musician Orpheus. It is based on a true story.

The musical Chicago is a polemic about how men should be shot to death. It was written by a female college student last year.

Fashion
Most girls and women over the age of twelve wear transparent shirts and micro-miniskirts at all times. Although their skirts are so short their genitals hang out, they do not wear underwear.

Women only dress to attract men—all men. If a woman leaves the house in clothes, it’s a signal that she wants to have sex with any man she meets. Men, on the other hand, never dress to look attractive.

Law
All U.S. law, from the Constitution down, has been supplanted by the extremely powerful Title IX, a law requiring that all educational, government, and private institutions be 100% female.

All elected officials in the U.S. are female. Women have written and enacted all laws for the past several decades.

If the names on contracts are in all caps, those people are legally corporations. If they’re in mixed case, the contract is invalid.

If an accused person is found not guilty of a crime, it should be assumed that the accuser was lying, and the accuser should receive the maximum sentence possible for the crime in question.

Requiring people to take a vision test to get a driver’s license is an atrocity on the level of the Holocaust, Pol Pot’s genocide, and the Communist massacre of Christians (see History).

The United States is a communist dictatorship. If it were a free country, people wouldn’t have to pay taxes or get licenses to drive.

Criteria for arrest: "For theft there must be a stolen item and some evidence that you are even a suspect. That evidence must be gathered, processed and so forth. For murder you need a body, court order and whatever evidence you can gather. For other crimes you need due process. For DV, all you need is a phone call. There is no due process for DV."

Crime
False reporting of rape is the most serious and widespread crime in the U.S. The most common reasons for a woman to make up a rape accusation are cheating, revenge, excuse for missed homework, lateness, work absence, and attention-getting.

Men are falsely accused of rape and thrown into prison without trial on a daily basis. Available statistics say otherwise because the true numbers are kept under wraps by the CIA.

If an accused person is found not guilty of a crime, it should be assumed that the accuser was lying, and the accuser should receive the maximum sentence possible for the crime in question.

Economics
All financial crises are caused by the Federal Reserve, which is run by the Rothchild family. Before them, economies never fluctuated.

All the real-estate speculators who caused the housing bubble were women.

Maternity/paternity leave is the single biggest drain on the economy. If companies got rid of parental leave, it would create enough wealth that all women would be able to quit their jobs and be full-time mothers, like they’re supposed to.

There are no poor women. Whenever a woman needs anything, she sits in the middle of the street and cries, and passerby throw food and money at her for free.

Women control 80% of the world’s wealth, thanks to all the crying.

Business
Because of Title IX (see Law), all businesses with government contracts are required to hire only women to meet gender quotas.

It’s common for large corporations to call job applicants to tell them why they weren’t hired and the identity of the person hired in their place.

Government
Everyone takes orders from the U.N. and the Jews.

Women have been in complete control of the government since 1918.

Without government, homosexuality would not exist.

Foreign Relations
All wars are caused by women acting as “cheerleaders” for both sides at once, goading otherwise peaceful men to fight. These women have no political goals or opinions; they just like watching men die.

Russia is the “deathplace capital of the world” for men because feminism was invented there (see Feminism). It is the most feminist country on earth.

All taxes in Scandinavian countries go toward women’s causes. Scandinavian grade schools have a holiday where girls are given cookies and ice cream, while boys are given stale matzo. Men in Scandinavian countries are imprisoned for farting.

Marriage and Family
Somewhere in the U.S. is a place called The Ghetto, where between 70% and 99% of households consist of unemployed single mothers living entirely off welfare. Also, everyone in The Ghetto is black. Sociologists are still struggling to determine why women in The Ghetto don’t support themselves by sitting in the street and crying until people throw stuff at them, like all other women (see Economics).

99% of feminist marriages end in divorce.

The vast majority of violent rapists come from female-led households, because the feminist indoctrination boys receive in such households makes them so angry they have to go out and rape people just to blow off some steam.

Religion
Judaism is the most aggressively evangelical religion on earth. Less than 5% of Jews are ethnically Jewish, while the rest are recruited from the intensive and tireless Jewish recruitment efforts.

Catholics worship the Virgin Mary, which is the worst imaginable heresy because eww girls.

In the story of Jesus saving the adulteress from stoning, the moral is that sinners deserve to be stoned. Especially the gays.

Pedophilia
Girls are never the victims of child molestation, only boys. Therefore, all child molesters are either women or gay.

No, wait, all child molesters are gay.

Prepubescent girls playing at the beach in swimsuits desperately want to have sex with middle-aged milking-machine technicians.

Feminism
Feminism is a highly organized international movement, originally created in the Soviet Union and currently funded by the United Nations.

Predictions of the Future
Someday a straight white man will beat up a lesbian for molesting a five-year-old. Everyone in the world will sympathize with the lesbian and immediately legalize child molestation.

In 100 years, white people will have gone extinct because white women didn’t reproduce enough. Western culture will be wiped from the face of the earth. Archeologists discovering the remains of Western culture will laugh at us for letting women have rights.



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Re: NWO's Big Book Of Learnin'

Post by briget on Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:50 pm

so now all he needs to do is add in lots and lots of his confusing circular hatred spewing and he's got his manifesto. When is he going to go light himself on fire exactly?

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Post by Ami Angelwings on Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:42 pm

To correct it a little... he doesn't say all gay men are pedophiles, he does the Islamphobia thing (all Muslims aren't terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims)... all pedophiles are gay or lesbians. That's his little weaselly thing he does to claim he's not homophobic >_>

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Post by Pervocracy on Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:45 pm

Duly noted and corrected. Smile

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Post by Simone Lovelace on Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:57 pm

This book is making my evening you guys.

I think I get my joy in the wrong places. >_<

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Post by Pervocracy on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:07 pm

Fashion
The most fashionable outfit for women and girls is a transparent shirt, a micro-miniskirt, and no panties. Women go around like this all the time.

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Post by darksidecat on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:24 pm

Psychology

It is physically impossible to see a scantily clothed attractive person and not rape, sexually assault, or harass them. A man will die if not allowed to yell "nice tits" to random people on the street.

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Re: NWO's Big Book Of Learnin'

Post by Sharculese on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:04 am

you left out shaenon's update:

Disclaimer: The theory of evolution claims that life came from rocks. It also states that evolution and natural selection don’t occur anymore because rocks are no longer in make-life mode.

Disclaimer: The first war in history was the U.S. invasion of Libya, spearheaded by Hillary Clinton.

Disclaimer: How-to courses on homosexuality are taught in all public schools. This is the only way people become gay.

Disclaimer: There is only one branch of fiction with any literary value: Star Wars expanded-universe novels.

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Post by Sharculese on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:12 am

Labor

If a man and a younger, less qualified woman both apply for the same job, the company is required to hire the woman and tell the man that they did so.

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Post by Ami Angelwings on Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:29 am

They also choose the most experienced man they can, preferably one who desperately needs the money and has no other job prospects, and kicks him to the curb. XD

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Post by Ami Angelwings on Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:31 am

Oh! On novels... caring about the authors you read is ridiculous, and it's the height of absurdity that an eleven year old would remember the authors that zie read xD

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Post by Sharculese on Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:28 pm

Economics

Currency is a term that only has meaning relative to value in dollars. Nothing can be used as currency unless it is traded on the stock exchange.

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Post by katz on Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:37 pm

I don't have any facts, but I think it should be the big book of "larnin'."

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Post by ozymandias on Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:31 pm

Sociology

Paternity and maternity leave is unnecessary. Getting rid of paternity and maternity leave will create enough wealth that parents can still afford to say home. This can be seen through the number of children people had in The Past, before paternity and maternity leave.

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Post by Pervocracy on Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:03 pm

Marriage
When you get married, the government owns your marriage contract. This is why the government is able to demand alimony and child support from men.

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Post by Ami Angelwings on Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:34 pm

Civics

The government is responsible for every SOCIAL ill and decision in the world. Without the government, homosexuality, transsexuality and women choosing to have abortions would vanish because they are only forced to do so by the state.

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Post by briget on Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:26 pm

Ami Angelwings wrote:Civics

The government is responsible for every SOCIAL ill and decision in the world. Without the government, homosexuality, transsexuality and women choosing to have abortions would vanish because they are only forced to do so by the state.

I especially love this one because what anarchy actually means is the exact opposite of this.

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Post by Ami Angelwings on Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:52 pm

I know XD I always wondered how the hell NWO could be all anti-state when he's anti-queer and anti-abortion and wants these things to be stopped. So I kept asking him and he finally said that which blew my mind XD

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Post by briget on Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:10 pm

Ami Angelwings wrote:I know XD I always wondered how the hell NWO could be all anti-state when he's anti-queer and anti-abortion and wants these things to be stopped. So I kept asking him and he finally said that which blew my mind XD

wtf?

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Post by Karalora on Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:17 am

American History
The infamous lynchings in the South were all about feminism--women falsely accusing men of rape and being believed without question. Race had nothing to do with it.

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Post by Pervocracy on Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:50 am

American History
2/3 of all lyinchings were justified. The rest were done at the behest of women.

A black woman can get a white man lynched any time she wants.

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Post by Karalora on Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:12 pm

^ I see you and I are on the same wavelength.

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Post by Karalora on Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:21 pm

Here's another for the Education subheading:

Boys underperform in school because they are required to do homework. Before feminism, there was no such thing as homework. Or being required to pay attention in class. Under this earlier system, male geniuses could flourish.

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Post by darksidecat on Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:39 am

MGTOW Man just cited NWO's 90% black babies out of wedlock statistic. XD

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Post by Pervocracy on Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:30 pm

Family Planning
Abortion means that women kill 25% of all men before birth.

Abortion is murder, and therefore, should be the father's decision.

Sources
Wikipedia is not a reliable source because anyone can edit it, so it was probably written by the State.

Holocaust denial websites, however, are reliable sources--so what if they made a little oops on that one little issue?--no reason to doubt the rest of it.

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Post by MollyRen on Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:47 am

"...excuse for cheating, revenge, excuse for missed homework, lateness, work absense, attention getting are the top reasons" that women become false rape accusers.

The CIA funds feminism. You can trace their involvement back to Miss Magazine and Gloria Steinem.

See the rest of NWO's glorious comment here.

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Post by MollyRen on Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:54 am

Actually, I thought NWO might actually have been sarcastic about the CIA thing. In fact, he seems to be totally serious:

"Too funny! The CIA did fund Gloria, did /does fund Miss Mag, did/does feminism, and you give me conspiracies, yet I’m constantly called a conspiracy theorist for giving facts. How is it all those 'extemists' managed to create so many laws of they were merely plants? Nice try, they were/are feminists thru and thru. A hate movement can never be anything other than a hate movement. Or are women oppressed by the State?"

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Post by darksidecat on Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:30 am

I was almost late for taxes class today, why didn't I think to just use the good old "I was raped" excuse rather than rushing? Razz

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Post by hellkell on Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:38 pm

Under fashion:

short skirts = coersion

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Re: NWO's Big Book Of Learnin'

Post by Pervocracy on Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:16 am

Updated and added quite a bit. NWO is the gift that keeps on fucking up.

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